March Madness

This month has been one of ridiculousness.  I have been interviewing for new positions that will allow me to pay my loans and live on my own.  I am ready to be out there... like I have been since the moment to move home.  It's not even that I don't enjoy being here. I am just a naturally independent person (or so I like to think) and being at home doesn't allow me to do that.  Sooo... after much anticipation and time taken off from my two jobs I have FINALLY found a position that I know I will love.  I am so eager to get started that I think the next two weeks will drag out like a mother trucker... But that light at the end of the tunnel is EXACTLY what I'm looking forward to :)  While I will miss the current jobs that I have, I think this is for the better.  It brings my two passions together.  Working with kids and fitness.  The latter I have more recently gotten into and while I tend to stop and then come back to it, I think this will motivate me to stay in shape and keep working out.  Which I have been doing a whole lot of recently.  No doubt.. this job will continue to turn out hysterical quotes from the kids I work with, which I obviously will look forward to.  So, on that note, onto the quotes!

Student: THERE IS A GOAT OUTSIDE STARING AT ME!
Me: Are you sure it is not a rock?
Student: NO!! IT'S A GOAT!!
*Teacher goes to check*
Teacher: It's a rock.....
* This was hysterical.  The students was ABSOLUTELY certain that there was a goat just sitting outside and staring at her.  The entire class was laughing for a good 5 minutes.

Teacher: What is that...?
Student: My sketchbook for art!
Teacher: It's not very good...Can I show the class?
Student: NO! It's MY dead plant and don't you make fun of it!!
* This quote was also priceless.  If I recall correctly, it was the day after February break and the student had some sketches due for his art class which he was drawing in his math class, before art.  After the ordeal, I was shown the pictures... and they weren't very good.... but the quote was still funny. haha

Anddd finally.....
Me: So what do you think people did in the olden days?
Student: They kissed and got married!
* This was cute.  It was one of my kindergarteners and this was the first thing out of her mouth when I asked.  I guess kids have their perceptions about the past too. haha