So I've been working in a high school since the beginning of December. I NEVER thought I would end up working in a high school. I HATED high school. However, I find the kids to be freakin' HYSTERICAL. I love my job despite the fact that I make minuscule amounts of money. Here are some of the quotes I have managed to record since I started.... These kids may not be as young, but they are still quite funny. :)
Student: "OH MYLANTA!!" -- This is the first time I have ever heard this quote. Apparently it is widely used around the school. I can't help but giggle to myself everytime I walk down the hall and hear this. haha
After a Geometry class on triangles:
Student: "It makes sense.... but it doesn't!"
When asked what triangles have with the teacher motioning to the sides of his body (The correct answer was sides)
Student: "HIPS?!?!?!"
How to deal with crumpled money:
Student: "Get the money wet in the sink then blow dry it. It will come out nice and crisp." (Rubbing fingers together) -- Who even thinks about this?? haha
Why Massachussetts is awesome:
Student: "Why you hatin' on Massachusetts man? Massachusetts is awesome! Read the history books -- BOSTON TEA PARTY!!" -- Obviously this was the start of our awesomeness... reppin' since the 1700's!!
On Chivalry:
Student: "You pick her up and carry her over the puddle. That way you can show her how strong you are AND that you can protect her." -- Yes, guys. Show us your muscles... just don't drop us...
On paying kids to pass class:
Teacher: "Could I give *George* $100.00 to pass my class?"
Student: "No, cuz it's not gonna happen" -- Great attitude... haha this was a senior who is OBVIOUSLY going to pass the class.... and the name has been changed for confidentiality purposes.
Epic Laziness:
Student drops a men slightly out of reach. Instead of leaning a little further to get it... the kid uses the poster board on his desk to drag it closer to him. This made me laugh pretty hard....
These are the best ones I've heard so far....I can't wait to continue to rack them up! Despite the fact that the kids have become older, they are still able to come up with great material to fuel a blog! Holler!
- Jen
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